Cobra Commander Starts His Own Kickstarter After Losing Everything To G.I.Joe

Yes, you read that right, and its real. Don’t believe me? Check out the official Kickstarter page for it. Check out the pledge video created to entice you to help join the cause:

Here is even a note left by Cobra Commander himself on the page:

We are COBRA, a worldwide organization devoted to making advancements in science and defense technology.

Recently our home and secret base of operations was destroyed in an attack by the terrorist militia known as GI JOE.

So after discussing a plan of action with my colleagues DESTRO, DR. MINDBENDER, and our business analysts TOMAX and XAMOT, we reached the conclusion that we need $94 billion to fully restore COBRA ISLAND and the COBRA organization.

Thanks,

COBRA COMMANDER

“THIS PROJECT IS NOT LIVE This is only a draft that the creator has chosen to share. “